RomCom Chris

Love is just a word that people say to each other in order to engage in guilt-free sex. I've been heard to say that more than once.

I have also been heard to say that relationships should come with an expiry date of five years. After five years, they're over. Still want to be with the person? Tough, it's over. Just be glad you're leaving on a high note as opposed to the low note the vast majority will be leaving on after their five.

RomCom Chris is the name I've recently earned. It has nothing to do with what they used to hear me say.